I wish I could punch you in the face.
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
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if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
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Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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