States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
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this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
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On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
The adults are the big ones right?
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