that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
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