We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
