Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
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he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
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I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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