YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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