you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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