I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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