apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
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