also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
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