found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize
