omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
Randomize
