Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Someone stole a lamp last night.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
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