sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
Randomize
