yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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