ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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