What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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