u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
even my farts smell like vagina
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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