People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I woke up at 7am naked in my bathtub with the shower running. My apartment was so full of steam that my ceiling was dripping. Who thought it would be okay for me to get my own place, anyway?
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
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I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
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Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship