found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
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it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
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We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
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