Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
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You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
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I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not