party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
Randomize
