problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
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