dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
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a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
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So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
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