its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
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That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
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I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
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