I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
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just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
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please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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