And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
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I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
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She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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