dude, mark had the least successful cab ride in history last night. took a cab to the bars, stopped at every atm in the city, none worked, then had to come back to the party to beg for 20 to pay the taxi that officially took him nowhere.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
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He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
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It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no