I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
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i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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