He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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