i don't want you to think of me as your TA
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
Randomize
