I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
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