no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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