O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
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i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
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Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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