She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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