What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
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He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
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He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
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