is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
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I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
Mom said you looked used
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
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All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
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