Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
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