i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
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he fucked my hip out of place.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
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He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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