Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
Randomize