thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
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I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
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Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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