Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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