Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
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