she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I fill condoms, not promises.
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
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