one two three fourrrrnication!
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
The power of my boobs compel you
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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