is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
I had to cum in my sink.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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