I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
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We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
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I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
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