Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
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