yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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