Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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