the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
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I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.
this is the most serious roommate agreement ever
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I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
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