she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
vagina is talking i cant
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
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Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
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You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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