trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
So squirting runs in the family.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
Two words: blizzard sex
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
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