He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Randomize
