should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
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