I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
I got her a Nickelback box set.
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Randomize
