i'm signing you up for texting rehab
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
this must be what syphilis tastes like
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
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